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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via sex-drugs-and-heavymetal)

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religiousmother:

sums my entire life up ya
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teacher:  i’m gonna-
me:  mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”
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sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

(via y0ungv0lcano)

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Hippie couple kissing at Woodstock Music Festival.
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Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
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assgod:

my lips were made for sucking dick and spilling tea

(via mollyshutup)

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assgod:

honestly thank evolution or whatever for making cum dairy free

(via mollyshutup)

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mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little
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jrodcsquared:

Kuzco is the biggest bitch in the house. always
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