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ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
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“Apples in the human world are worth the trip. What’s the best way to describe these? Juicy?”
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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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fluffy-guinea-pig:

kaitoshuno:


kaitoshuno:
johnlock-is-canon:

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends





It’s just a thought…



i couldnt resist


holy crap i am laughing so hard at every drawing!
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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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evrlastingly:

and you are the reason i’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about
so i made this thing cause i love this song and embroidering
(Peach - The Front Bottoms)
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Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.
-wow this made me sad. (via stay-ocean-minded)

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
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mydogsnokes:

tumblr has made MAYBE $100 off premium themes

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